Friday, July 6, 2012

SOPHIE'S CHOICE WITH bRIAN sEBER. (THIS OR THAT?)

HEADLESS HORSEMAN (PIC REED)
TOM GROHOLSKI/ TOM BOYLE-  Grohboyleski

FRAZIER/HENDRIX
-  Frazier. The last time I was on a deck with him he was doing switch crailslides. I wasn't skating...and he didn't have a microphone in his hand.

FRED SMITH/ JEFF HARTSEL
-  THE LOUD ONE. Killer style and I was always a fan of "the chain trick."

PENNY/ROWLEY
-  Penny changed the face of skateboarding forever. Rowley just keeps applying make-up to it.

DENNIS HOPPER/JOHN CAVALE-
  BLUE VELVET

SEAN YOUNG/T-MO-
  Until T-Mo bombs Lombard St. switch in the rain with a parachute on...I'm backing Sean.

NYC/PHILLY-
  Philly. I think I have a warrant in NYC right now.

PUSH HARD-TIMES/DIG A DITCH-
  Pushing Hardtimes into a ditch.

WOULD YOU RATHER...(AND YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE) ...FUCK THE DEAD CORPSE OF SCARLETT JOHANSEN (FRESH DEAD BODY) OR EAT OUT CARABETH BURNSIDE ON THE RAG
?  Scarlett Johansen. She's cute...The Necros were a great band...and even if Carabeth was straight, she probably wouldn't enjoy it.

WOULD YOU RATHER FIGHT: PETE THE OX OR SERGIE VENTURA. ERIC PUPECKI OR BILLY VALDEZ. KAREEM CAMPBELL OR BO TURNER.
  Sergie Ventura...as long as the whole Windsor Woods Crew can't jump in.  Eric Pupecki. Billy Valdez is a scrapper. Kareem. Stepping into a ring of fire with Bo would be a suicide mission.

STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH...: THE WORST SKATEPARK YOU EVER SKATED AND 2 BROS/ PARKER POSEY AND AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF ZIMA.
  Parker Posey is Zomething different...but the shittiest skatepark in the world can be a blast with a couple friends. Bros before hos dude!!!! Bro?

BACK STABBED OR BITCH SLAPPED
?  Bitch slapped. Talk is cheap and I've always been broke.

SHUFFLE OR REVERT?
  Revert. The only thing I've shuffled in life was a deck of cards and I'm not very good at it. Does the truffle shuffle count?

WHAT IS MORE SCARY FRONT D OR BACK D?
  Back D

MIKE HAYES OR PETE MIHALENKO? 
Pete Mihalenko. Any friend of Freddy's is a friend of mine. Wait...can I retract that last statement?

REYNOLDS OR KIRCHART? 
Reynolds. If he was Heaths boss he would've fired him for the thought of "retiring."

MOMS BASEMENT OR SKATESHOP CLOSET? 
Moms basement. She can make a mean bowl of chili.

WHO IS MORE A MASTER OF SWITCH, BOB OR SALMAN?
Bernie O'dowd?

ANTICIPATE ROB DYRDEK'S EPITAPH.
Hit it up Rob!

ANGER OR FEAR....
  Still angry that Lee Ving dyes his hair.

foto: rob reed

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